Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Boob Toob Supplemental: All about the Bobgar


The first few are from Bossman Bobgar. I say Bossman because he could've just posted these himself but he told me to do it. Rant over, on with the show!


Disney's Feast

Pretty sweet short animated movie from Disney. A feast is a feast!




Looking back on Lost: 14 Things You Probably Didn't Know

Not a video but an interesting article nonetheless if you're a Lost fan like Bobgar and I.

KEATON!




Pikachu on Acid

Funny. Ass. S&*#. Needs more Charmander though.




2000AD Documentary Teaser Trailer

Thanks to our buddy Damjan for pointing this out to us. Wipe the drool off your face Bobgar.



Okay, Bobgar's taken his best shot. Now it's my turn!


Captain America: Winter Soldier - out now on... VHS?!?!

I wish I could be half as awesome as the guy who put this together. I really do.




Live Action Adventure Time Trailer

Damn, this is pretty depressing. LSP noooooo!




I Like Green Tea

Favourite band ever.




All Futurama Episodes

In case you wanted to watch every Futurama episode ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

I think my eyes are bleeding...




All Simpsons Couch Gags

In case your eyeballs are still intact after that last video...


Monday, November 3, 2014

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)




 
After the slight detour of Freddy's Revenge we are reintroduced to Nancy, now six years older and an intern/ psychiatrist specializing in dream therapy in a hospital ward that is treating sleep deprives suicidal teens. Nancy recognizes the signs that Freddy has been terrorizing them and skates the line of being a professional and telling the children outright what danger they are in.

The movie starts out full bore with Kristen (Patricia Arquette) having a nightmare and slowly reintroducing Freddy to the audience. It's an excellent set of scenes involving the house on Elm Street, the spirits of dead children and of course the familiar "Freddy's coming for you" rhyme.  

I remember liking this movie the best out of the three when I was younger. It was before I got into comics so the concept of having powers unique to the individual probably was laying the foundation for  my discover of superheroes a few years later. Conversely speaking, having rewatched the first three movies I find that this movie is now my least favorite. There's several reasons why, but I want to mention the reason that it still ranks highly for me. Nancy is back, she's stronger and she's a mentor to the people facing the terror for the first time. Once again, this follows my admiration for characters like Sarah Conner and Ellen Ripley who returned in their respective sequels stronger for having survived.

 
One of the things that I noticed that doesn't fit the allure of the first two movies is that not all the adults are obtuse and an unwitting threat to the teens.  Sure, the senior doctors at the hospital are directly responsible for some of the deaths but we have Nancy, Neil, and Max (Fishburne) who is by far the most charming character in the series to date. I know it had to be done as such because the formula is shattered once Nancy becomes an adult and remains a protagonist.  It's just something subtle that I'm focusing as the main reason why this one doesn't work as well for me.

A major flaw in logic, especially after the criticism of Freddy's Revenge by Craven, is the fact that we see Freddy again affecting objects and killing in the waking world. No dream sequences for the reanimated skeleton scene.  It's a cool scene, don't get me wrong; I loved it as a kid but now the logic is faulty at best.


Other than the legendary line of Freddy being "the bastard son of a hundred maniacs" it really doesn't add anything to the story. Others disagree, but I don't want to know that Freddy wasn't breast fed and that's why he was a child killer. Evil is evil and I want my villains to be pure death not a child that is acting out because he wasn't raised right. Nit picking? Yes, of course, but just a reminder that Darth Vader was the baddest son of a bitch in the universe until the prequels when he became whiney Ani. It rarely works, let's keep our mass murderers untouched by sympathy.

I'll wrap up my bitching the only way that I can...by bitching more! Too many survivors! We lost Nancy, a true tragedy but we had four teen survivors plus Dr Gordon. I need a higher death count, this is Elm Street after all not The Goonies. That's al I have. I liked it, but I'm going to take a break for a while before continuing the series. Maybe I'll blog, or bloog as Dan like to call it, about the subsequent FIVE movies. Maybe I won't.

Watch this space for more scattershot thoughts and mental meanderings from my mutated brain.

-Bobgar

 
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors is written by Wes Craven, Bruce Wagner, and others and stars Heather Langenkamp, Patricia Arquette, "Larry" Fishburne, Priscilla Pointer, Craig Wasson, and Robert Englund.