Monday, January 4, 2016

boob Toob Supplemental: The Boob Toob Academy Award (aka The Boobies) Nominees 2015 (Bobgar's Picks)

 



Here are Bobgar's 2015 releases, in order watched with a simple 5 possible stars rating.
 
 
5* = Loved It
 
4* = Really Liked It
 
3* = 'salright
 
2* = Didn't Like it
 
1* = I need a Memory Enema

 
2015 in Theatres

  1. It Follows (2015) 5*
  2. Ex Machina (2015) 4*
  3. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) 2*
  4. Assassination (2015) 5* (South Korea)
  5. The Martian (2015) 4*
  6. Crimson Peak (2015) 4*
  7. Black Mass (2015) 4*


Home Movies

  1. Parallels (2015) 2*
  2. Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief (2015) 4*
  3. Dawg Fight (2015) 3*
  4. Out of the Dark (2015) 1*
  5. Road Hard (2015) 3*
  6. Area 51 (2015) 1*
  7. Public Enemy Live From Metropolis Studios (2015) 4*
  8. Justice League: Gods and Monsters (2015) 4*
  9. The Lazarus Effect (2015) 2*
  10. Dark Places (2015) 2*
  11. Winning: The Racing Life of Paul Newman (2015) 5*
  12. Terminator Genisys (2015) 3*
  13. Bound to Vengeance (2015) 1*
  14. The Culling (2015) 1*
  15. Child 44 (2015) 3*

 So top five movies watched by Bobgar this past year and Boobies 2015 Nominees are as follows...
  1. Assassination (2015) 5* (South Korea)
  2. It Follows (2015) 5*
  3. Winning: The Racing Life of Paul Newman (2015) 5*
  4. Ex Machina (2015) 4*
  5. Black Mass (2015) 4*
 
It's a solid list that I think speaks for itself. Something tells me that Ex Machina would be a 5* movie if I watched it again. It's certainly deserving of the rating. I rate the movies immediately so outside factors cannot color my perception of the movies.
I know Assassination wasn't watched by many but HOT DAMN, it is everything that you want in a movie, so long as you do not want English dialogue. Highest possible recommendation.
Black Mass, has a couple of cumbersome issues in the storytelling same as The Martian. Still great movies but really only in my top five because the small amount of movies that I saw this year and the lack of quality of some of those movies. Once again, not bad, just not The Boob Toob Academy Award (commonly referred to as the Boobies) winning fare, but I guess it defaults into having a nomination..
 
Now let see if we can get Dan and the other hosts to post their Boobies Nominations.
Cheers,
Bobgar "no, I haven't watched Star Wars VII yet" Ornelas
 
 

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Boob Toob Supplemental: Yes, we're still here!


I went on a holiday (it was fun) and one of my other partners in crime did a blog (those jerks) but now we're back (who cares) to do another Boob Toob Supplemental!

The image you see above was done by freelance concept artist Khyzyl Saleem. I like Marty's new car a lot.

I'm just gonna throw at you every video I've been hoarding.


The Leviathan

I'm speechless. Stop reading and go watch the damn thing!

Thanks to recent guest on the show and super nice guy Nick Brokenshire for posting this. I will punch things if this doesn't get made as a longer movie.



Arnold Schwarzenegger as Darth Vader

George Lucas messed up by not casting Arnold as Vader.

Thanks Jon.



Where No Boob Has Gone Before

This might take you a while to watch but it's pretty interesting, at least for a science goober like me. You get to see light travel outwards from the sun in real time.


Thanks Rowland Pearce.



87 Bounces


Neat!



Jurassic World Trailer


Looks good but needs more Goldbloom.



Pixels trailer


I like like a lot of these games (ARKANOID!) so I hope this movie doesn't suck.




Marvel Photobomb Team-Up


In case you were curious what Cap and Star-Lord do when they're not saving the world/galaxy...



Beautiful Chemistry

This wasn't done using CGI apparently. They did those chemical reactions and filmed it. So pretty.

Check out their website for more chemistry goodness.



Every 90s Commercial Ever

Thanks Vernson. I don't even...

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Boob Toob Supplemental: We're back, baby!


It's been too long! Time for some silly videos!

Btw, any time I get to use Picard as the header image is the best day ever.


The Killing of Satan

Hey Cumberbatch! Pack up your stuff and go home. The Philippine film industry already made a Doctor Strange movie and it was awesome.


This was covered in greater detail in thatscoolthatstrash.com. Thanks to Matt Howell for tweeting it.


French accent Picard

Plus some other fun stuff. But mainly French accent Picard. I needed this in my life.




Clay Davis teaches people how to say “sheeeeeeeeit”

I needed this in my life. I really did. Big thanks to Rob Hafferman for pointing this out.




Needs more Picard

How about getting clothes that fit, baldy!




Batman vs Superman Lego

Why wait for the Zack Snyder movie when you can watch the World's Finest battle it out now. And in Lego form too! Thanks to Whirlwind Kevin for sending me this.



"But what about all the collateral damage?"

*Insert Picard facepalm gif*


Claystantine

If they don't renew the Constantine tv show, I'm happy for the story to continue in clay form. I think I also have Kevin to thank for this. I should hand him the keys to the blog and cut out the middleman.




Farnsworth Project

Kinda creepy but pretty awesome nonetheless.


Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Boob Toob Supplemental: All about the Bobgar


The first few are from Bossman Bobgar. I say Bossman because he could've just posted these himself but he told me to do it. Rant over, on with the show!


Disney's Feast

Pretty sweet short animated movie from Disney. A feast is a feast!




Looking back on Lost: 14 Things You Probably Didn't Know

Not a video but an interesting article nonetheless if you're a Lost fan like Bobgar and I.

KEATON!




Pikachu on Acid

Funny. Ass. S&*#. Needs more Charmander though.




2000AD Documentary Teaser Trailer

Thanks to our buddy Damjan for pointing this out to us. Wipe the drool off your face Bobgar.



Okay, Bobgar's taken his best shot. Now it's my turn!


Captain America: Winter Soldier - out now on... VHS?!?!

I wish I could be half as awesome as the guy who put this together. I really do.




Live Action Adventure Time Trailer

Damn, this is pretty depressing. LSP noooooo!




I Like Green Tea

Favourite band ever.




All Futurama Episodes

In case you wanted to watch every Futurama episode ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

I think my eyes are bleeding...




All Simpsons Couch Gags

In case your eyeballs are still intact after that last video...


Monday, November 3, 2014

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)




 
After the slight detour of Freddy's Revenge we are reintroduced to Nancy, now six years older and an intern/ psychiatrist specializing in dream therapy in a hospital ward that is treating sleep deprives suicidal teens. Nancy recognizes the signs that Freddy has been terrorizing them and skates the line of being a professional and telling the children outright what danger they are in.

The movie starts out full bore with Kristen (Patricia Arquette) having a nightmare and slowly reintroducing Freddy to the audience. It's an excellent set of scenes involving the house on Elm Street, the spirits of dead children and of course the familiar "Freddy's coming for you" rhyme.  

I remember liking this movie the best out of the three when I was younger. It was before I got into comics so the concept of having powers unique to the individual probably was laying the foundation for  my discover of superheroes a few years later. Conversely speaking, having rewatched the first three movies I find that this movie is now my least favorite. There's several reasons why, but I want to mention the reason that it still ranks highly for me. Nancy is back, she's stronger and she's a mentor to the people facing the terror for the first time. Once again, this follows my admiration for characters like Sarah Conner and Ellen Ripley who returned in their respective sequels stronger for having survived.

 
One of the things that I noticed that doesn't fit the allure of the first two movies is that not all the adults are obtuse and an unwitting threat to the teens.  Sure, the senior doctors at the hospital are directly responsible for some of the deaths but we have Nancy, Neil, and Max (Fishburne) who is by far the most charming character in the series to date. I know it had to be done as such because the formula is shattered once Nancy becomes an adult and remains a protagonist.  It's just something subtle that I'm focusing as the main reason why this one doesn't work as well for me.

A major flaw in logic, especially after the criticism of Freddy's Revenge by Craven, is the fact that we see Freddy again affecting objects and killing in the waking world. No dream sequences for the reanimated skeleton scene.  It's a cool scene, don't get me wrong; I loved it as a kid but now the logic is faulty at best.


Other than the legendary line of Freddy being "the bastard son of a hundred maniacs" it really doesn't add anything to the story. Others disagree, but I don't want to know that Freddy wasn't breast fed and that's why he was a child killer. Evil is evil and I want my villains to be pure death not a child that is acting out because he wasn't raised right. Nit picking? Yes, of course, but just a reminder that Darth Vader was the baddest son of a bitch in the universe until the prequels when he became whiney Ani. It rarely works, let's keep our mass murderers untouched by sympathy.

I'll wrap up my bitching the only way that I can...by bitching more! Too many survivors! We lost Nancy, a true tragedy but we had four teen survivors plus Dr Gordon. I need a higher death count, this is Elm Street after all not The Goonies. That's al I have. I liked it, but I'm going to take a break for a while before continuing the series. Maybe I'll blog, or bloog as Dan like to call it, about the subsequent FIVE movies. Maybe I won't.

Watch this space for more scattershot thoughts and mental meanderings from my mutated brain.

-Bobgar

 
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors is written by Wes Craven, Bruce Wagner, and others and stars Heather Langenkamp, Patricia Arquette, "Larry" Fishburne, Priscilla Pointer, Craig Wasson, and Robert Englund.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Home Movies: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)



 
 
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. The inevitable sequel was rushed into production and in that tradition I will be quick with this little blog. For real this time.

Five years after the first movie Jesse's family moves into Nancy's old house. Jesse dreams of Fred Krueger telling him to kill for him as a human host. Jesse struggles with reality and the emerging darkness of Freddy within him.

This movie has been criticized for many things the main complaint is changing the dynamic of Freddy Krueger. I agree with this complaint since he is no longer is he killing teens creatively through nightmares, he's possessing a conflicted teen boy and using him as an avatar to kill in the waking world. While the Freddy character presence is felt throughout the movie, his screen time is limited.  I admire the risk taking in creating what should have been a more personal and cerebral story but ultimately it missed the mark and the complex nature of the mythology set up in the first movie.


I want to talk about the ineffective parents and the focus of Freddy's attacks as I did in the first movie. We also need to touch on the subject of the movie's "homoerotic subtext". Luckily they are all connected this time. This time around our villain attacks males nearly exclusively. There's only one explicit female death as part of the twist ending. The male adults are incredibly obtuse and domineering. There's a ton of male humiliation, light bondage, and questioning of physical desires. Jesse is depicted in a way where it appears that he's a closeted homosexual. I'll acquiesce and say possibly bisexual, but a lot of his conflict is related to his beard, Lisa. Truth be told I was a little disappointed when he and Lisa started making out, luckily Freddy begins to mess with Jesse at that moment causing him to run away. He ends up hovering over friend Grady's bed. Grady calls him out on it too and well "Freddy" kills him for it. Is there a "gay" story in Freddy's Revenge? Of course. The question is, why does that merit negative criticism?

An interesting note about this male centric story (besides the fact that Freddy took no revenge despite the title) is that secondary character Lisa is the one that defeats Freddy and saves our protagonist. A little disappointing since we spent so much time with Jesse's personal struggle we want him to be the one that wins. The truth of the matter is that Jesse and Lisa's love for each other is what saved them. I'm cool with that, I just hope that we're not given this ending as " a gay man needs a good woman to put him on the right path" message.

 
So there you go. It's not a bad movie but our expectations hurt us going in. We wanted more of the magic from Nightmare 1, and we got conflicting message about a conflicted character.

Watch this space for more scattershot thoughts and mental meanderings from my mutated brain.

-Bobgar
 
 
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge is Written by David Chaskin , Directed by Jack Sholder, and stars Mark Patton, Kim Myers, Robert Rusler, Clu Gulager, Hope Lange, and Robert Englund.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Home Movies: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)




I try, even though there's no way to stop it, I'm getting older.  One of the few upsides to getting older is having been there in a lot of "you had to be there eras".  I was there for A Nightmare on Elm Street and the subsequent Freddy mania.  I did not watch this in the theatres but I watched it in home media, which reports that the movie was released on VHS in "early 1985". The crazy thing was that I didn't need to watch it to know all about Freddy. His glove with the blades, his "Christmas sweater", and that he killed you in your dreams.  Everyone was talking about the movie. Was I eight years old, or nine? I don't know. What I do know is I watched A Nightmare on Elm Street and I LOVED it. Hell, everyone did, and this was before Freddy started cracking wise.  He was just a force of evil at this point.

What was it about this movie that had me so engrossed?  I was a boy, and I know that I liked things that were tough, mean, scary and evil. It seems logical that I would gravitate towards the entity that was Freddy, although the movie only referred to him as Fred Krueger when the characters spoke about him. The jump rope song was where Freddy was coined. We were all kids so that's what we remembered, the silly song.  There's more to it though, the dream imagery?  Was this a precursor to my liking surrealist art?  It's difficult to pin point but having watched this movie again for the first time in years and still enjoying it says a lot about how well the movie is constructed. I'll be brief with my little reminiscence and critique.

A group of teens, Nancy, Tina, Rod, and Glen, are terrorized in their dreams by a dirty, scarred man with a glove that has blades attached to the fingers. Once the teens begin to die horrifically while asleep, the Nancy discovers that he is Fred Krueger, a child killer murdered by the neighborhood parents years ago. He is getting revenge on the children of those that killed him.



What I couldn't understand at eight or nine is how sexual the movie is and how sex aggressive Freddy's taunts are to the women.  The tongue flicks, the glove between the legs in the bathtub scene, and the "I'm your boyfriend now" taunt.  He's such a bastard, and definitely has issues with women. He doesn't play with his male prey, just kills them. The women he delays gratification by drawing out the chase.  Subconsciously I think I gravitated towards this because I love a good heroine in science fiction and horror story.  Two of my favorite protagonists are Ellen Ripley and Sarah Conner, both would be victims who faced personifications of death and not only survived but flourished because of it. They became symbols of hope, determination, and discipline. Will Nancy Thompson be added to this list? Too early to tell from this first movie. She survived this encounter with Freddy. Didn't she? Maybe? We'll catch up to her down the road.  Many heroes are defined by their villains, and there is no doubt that Freddy is demonic chaos personified.

Another aspect that I gravitate towards is the parents being oblivious of the dangers or being impotent to help.  There's a major component of the movie that deals with ineffective parents and adult role models.  The teacher, the doctor, the police, the parents.  The parents are actually to blame for unleashing the evil upon the children although just as unforeseen circumstances of their vigilantism.  Nancy and the rest have the added obstacles of the parents trying "to do what's right for the kids" and thereby causing more damage than help.  The parents don't realize that they are killing their children with poor parenting.  Another example of this is the movie Kids. Truth be told my fascination with obfuscated or ineffective parents started with the Peanuts newspaper strip.  Omnipresent parents, yet they are never seen nor heard properly. It's fascinating to have the children in their own worlds and the parents are actually sub-villains or obstacles to their goals, which in the case of A Nightmare on Elm Street is survival.



There’s also the questioning of reality and the possible descent into madness that I enjoy. I intended to keep this short and here I am rambling incoherently in a dozen different directions. I like the movie. Sure, some of it is rough and silly, but it retains its charm and horror.  I could go on rambling but I won't. If inclined I'll follow the series by posting more here on the blog.

-Bobgar




A Nightmare on Elm Street  is Written & Directed by: Wes Craven. It stars John Saxon, Ronee Blakley, Heather Langenkamp, Amanda Wyss, Nick Corri, Johnny Depp, and Robert Englund.